Will has found one more reason to correspond to a hiring manager (his eighth in a series), and this one is the ultimate gesture of being a nice guy -- a ticket to heaven (this is from a real website); here is Will's latest letter (the series is listed below).
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TO: Ms. Lucy Fuhr
Devil-May-Care Products, Inc.
Dear Lucy Fuhr,
They say there is a place in heaven for those who do good. Well Lucy, I'm going to do good today, and do you a favor at the same time. After the way I was treated at your office, by you and your staff, you don't deserve it, but I'm feeling especially generous today.
Although, you ignored my calls for weeks after the interview, and even though you lied to me about salary, benefits and even the availability of a job, I'm paying it forward. I have found a way for you to get to heaven, despite being a hiring manager.
Since almost no personnel department employees have made it to heaven, I hope you'll keep this between us, and not share with other people in your department.And, even though you have to die to collect, you'd thank me for this, when the time comes (if you weren't dead).
So, here's the deal Lucy. Go to RESERVE HEAVEN, and for only $12.79 (plus $2 shipping), you can buy your travel kit to heaven. I'm not kidding; this is a REAL SITE. And, it's guaranteed -- if you don't get in, you get your money back.
Note from McCrabby: OMG - someone's making money on this???
Note from McCrabby: OMG - someone's making money on this???
I wish you well, and hope you like this little "extra" that I'm offering. Perhaps you'll even re-evaluate your turn down of my application. After all, how many of your job-applicants will "go the extra mile" to provide you a ticket to the Pearly Gates?
You won't reconsider?? Then, all the best on your trip.Will E. Wurkornot,
for heaven's sake
The Entire Dear Hiring Mgr Series
- Dear Hiring Mgr: I Reject YOU
- Dear Hiring Mgr: Thanks for Ignoring Me
- Dear Hiring Mgr: You lost my resume??
- Dear Hiring Mgr: You Blew it
- Dear Hiring Mgr: I'm Soooo Sorry
- Dear Hiring Mgr: I dislike you!! A lot
- Dear Hiring Mgr: I'll get back to ya.. maybe
- Dear Hiring Mgr: There's a place in heaven for you.. for $12.79
- Dear Hiring Mgr: Don't call me; I'm busy..
- Dear Hiring Mgr: I'm Overqualified? Is that code for...
McCrabby