McCrabby for President -- 2012
Dear McCrabby,
I thought you announced a candidacy last year, getting into the race early.
I just thought that this week, with the government getting ready to shut down because of the debt load, with Wiener resigning because of Wiener problems, and with Republicans and Democrats unable to agree on the color of the sky (what else is new?), it might be a good time to inquire as to where your campaign is headed.
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| How much do you think the debt clocks cost?? |
So, with wars still warring, and unemployment still huge, and our debt increasing at more than $1 million per minute (NOTE: You have to see this debt calculator -- click CALCULATOR, but please come back), and the parties fighting, what do you plan to do?
Are you still running?
Voters want to know
Voters want to know
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Dear Voters,
Thank you for your confidence and support. Since it's the weekend, McCrabby will get away from jobs issues for the day, and update you on the campaign.
No running mate has been selected yet. We heard, just this morning, that J-Lo might be available, but we're still up in the air. Recommendations are being solicited, so get those nominations in.
What would we do, as president? OK, let's start our platform here:
- We won't use federal funds o put in new sidewalks in front of abandoned houses in Detroit, where bulldozers will be coming in next year, or next month, to tear down the houses (and break up the sidewalks)
- We won't allow inmates to file fraudulent tax returns, from jail, and get $112 million in illegal tax returns
- We won't add 50 per cent to our debt in three years
- We will try to leave the wars we're in, and we won't add any new wars (at least we'll try not to)
- We won't allow federal employees to spend $146 million upgrading airfares to business class, and we'll check to see which congresspeople have their own planes, at taxpayer expense, to fly home every week (they can fly Delta -- coach)
- We'll eliminate the spending of $3 billion/year to add sand to our nation's beaches, since the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says that this does nothing to prevent erosion, and the sand gets swept out to sea just like normal sand
- We'll cut the $2.6 million that was "invested" to train Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly while on the job
- And, we won't install Internet coverage, at a cost of millions from taxpayers, to the 14 people in this country that don't have it now - they can use dial-up
McCrabby's platform is going to be one for less spending... way less spending... Let's take care of U.S. people with U.S. problems, and let's try to consider everyone's needs when we spend money. Pork is bad -- that could be a campaign slogan. However, we think we'll stick with our original slogan of "Can't do any worse... and at least we're honest."
We're open to new slogans -- if you have a good one, please share it.
Have a great weekend - we'll see you in Washington. We'll be flying coach.
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And, good luck to all on the job-search -- we'll get back to it next week.
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