McCrabby for President -- 2012
Dear McCrabby,
Whatever happened to your candidacy for President? I've been watching debates, listening to sound bites, viewing political ads, and watching Mitt try saying "Y'all" and Rick kissing babies, and Newt.... well, who knows what Newt is doing??
I've watched our current president "handle" things for three years, and now, we're getting ready to vote in November.
Where are you? Common sense is gone, and we thought your platform was based on that.
With Republicans and Democrats unable to agree on the color of the sky (what else is new?), I felt that it might be a good time to inquire as to where your campaign is headed.
I've watched our current president "handle" things for three years, and now, we're getting ready to vote in November.
Where are you? Common sense is gone, and we thought your platform was based on that.
With Republicans and Democrats unable to agree on the color of the sky (what else is new?), I felt that it might be a good time to inquire as to where your campaign is headed.
So, what do you have for us, McCrabby?
We haven't seen you in the debates. Are you still running?
I'm in a political funk.
I'm in a political funk.
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Dear Funk,
You are absolutely right. It's time for an alternative, so WRITE IN McCRABBY next time you're at the polls. In the primary, and again in November, write in a McCrabby vote, a vote for common sense, a vote for bi-partisanship, a vote for McCrabby to get a $400,000 per year job.
You are absolutely right. It's time for an alternative, so WRITE IN McCRABBY next time you're at the polls. In the primary, and again in November, write in a McCrabby vote, a vote for common sense, a vote for bi-partisanship, a vote for McCrabby to get a $400,000 per year job.
Thank you for your confidence and support. And, remember our campaign tag line - "Can't do any worse, and at least we're honest." How much more can you ask for??McCrabby can't get you a job, and gas is going to five bucks a gallon. Iran is going to continue to be a problem, and we'll probably be sending people to die in the Middle East for the foreseeable future. That's honesty.
Neither party will probably work with McCrabby much, but they don't work together now, so that won't change.
We've lost site of our constitution in the past 30 years, and it's time to get that back. McCrabby is an independent, so don't read that as a republican or democrat position. We've trampled the constitution and it's time to get b back to that.
Our platform? Let's review that.
- We won't use federal funds to put new sidewalks in front of abandoned houses in Detroit, where bulldozers will be coming in next year to tear down the houses (and break up the sidewalks)
- We won't allow inmates to file fraudulent tax returns, from jail, and get $112 million in illegal tax returns
- We won't add 50 per cent to our debt in three years
- We will try to leave the wars we're in, and we won't add any new wars (at least we'll try not to)
- We won't pretend to like grits just to get a couple more southern votes.
- We won't allow federal employees to spend $146 million upgrading airfares to business class, and we'll check to see which congresspeople have their own planes, at taxpayer expense, to fly home every week (they can fly Delta -- coach)
- We'll eliminate the spending of $3 billion/year to add sand to our nation's beaches, since the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says that this does nothing to prevent erosion, and the sand gets swept out to sea just like normal sand
- We'll cut the $2.6 million that was "invested" to train Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly while on the job
- And, we won't install Internet coverage, at a cost of millions from taxpayers, to the 14 people in this country that don't have it now - they can use dial-up
McCrabby's platform is going to be one for less spending... way less spending... In fact, we may promote the old Ross Perot plan that pays the president a commission on every dollar we save.
Let's take care of U.S. people with U.S. problems, and let's try to consider everyone's needs when we spend money. Political pork is bad -- that could be a campaign slogan. However, we think we'll stick with our original slogan of "Can't do any worse... and at least we're honest." We think no other candidate can say that - honestly.
Let's take care of U.S. people with U.S. problems, and let's try to consider everyone's needs when we spend money. Political pork is bad -- that could be a campaign slogan. However, we think we'll stick with our original slogan of "Can't do any worse... and at least we're honest." We think no other candidate can say that - honestly.
We're open to new slogans -- if you have a good one, please share it.
Have a great weekend - we'll see you in Washington. We'll be flying coach. Remember, vote McCrabby and someone in 2012.....
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Have a great weekend, and good luck on your job search.
McCrabby
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