Dear Hiring Mgr: I HATE YOU!!!
Will E. Wurkornot turned down his last job offer. But prior to that, Will E. had plenty of turn-downs from hiring managers -- it finally go to him. He wrote another letter to a hiring manager.
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R. U. Ahnutt, HR Manager
Rong Corporation
I apologize for saying this, but I realize that there is no chance of a job offer coming from Rong Corporation, so burning bridges isn't my concern. It makes me feel better, so I'm just going to say it -- I HATE YOU!!!
There, it's out there now. Let me tell you why.
You were condescending in our interview, coming in ten minutes late, and taking phone calls during our meeting. Do you think you're that much more important than me?
You seemed disinterested as we talked, except for the two marketing ideas I provided, which you seemed to jot down for some reason.
You asked at least three "illegal" questions, but I know you'd deny it if came back to you on this issue.
And, your tie was crooked, you had a stain on your sport coat, and you had a piece of spinach in your teeth, and your nose is too big. I HATE YOU!!!
I know "HATE" is a strong word and I almost never use it, but I can't think of a more descriptive verb for my feelings for you. Do you know what a verb is, Mr. Ahnutt?
And, did you know that almost everyone dislikes people in HR? Why do you think that your jobs are pegged at lower levels than sales, marketing, and other people in your company? The people at your own company don't even like you.
So, Mr. Ahnutt, you have a job, but it's one that no one else wants. I can't wait to hear how your next interview goes.
There, it's out there now. Let me tell you why.
You were condescending in our interview, coming in ten minutes late, and taking phone calls during our meeting. Do you think you're that much more important than me?
You seemed disinterested as we talked, except for the two marketing ideas I provided, which you seemed to jot down for some reason.
You asked at least three "illegal" questions, but I know you'd deny it if came back to you on this issue.
And, your tie was crooked, you had a stain on your sport coat, and you had a piece of spinach in your teeth, and your nose is too big. I HATE YOU!!!
I know "HATE" is a strong word and I almost never use it, but I can't think of a more descriptive verb for my feelings for you. Do you know what a verb is, Mr. Ahnutt?
And, did you know that almost everyone dislikes people in HR? Why do you think that your jobs are pegged at lower levels than sales, marketing, and other people in your company? The people at your own company don't even like you.
So, Mr. Ahnutt, you have a job, but it's one that no one else wants. I can't wait to hear how your next interview goes.
Thank you.
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