My smart phone is smarter than me.. Ouch!!


I bought the latest cell phone from a store just up the street,
My flip phone worked so well for years, but I couldn’t text or tweet.
My kids would not answer calls at all, and my colleagues teased about that phone.
So I bit the bullet, got a phone that’s smart, I feel so alone.
 
I remember when a cell phone, was in the car, stuck in a bag,
You didn’t take it with you, it stayed in the car and it didn’t seem to nag.
But now I have a phone that beeps, and buzzes all the time,
I feel like saying “excuse me” for every click, and burp and chime.
 
And now I have some apps to use, with no idea what they do.
How much does it cost to play Tetris, or get the weather in Kalamazoo?
I see your picture when you call; how??  I haven’t got a clue;
And, depending how you contact me, I often don’t know what to do.
 
And now we text each other often, which I have never understood;
With a phone in your hand, it seems a talking call would be just as good.
I’m told I can get the latest, greatest bands, to listen to for yucks.
On my one half inch speaker, wow what a sound, and it only costs ten bucks.
 
Of course, now that I’m getting all the latest tunes that top all of the charts,
I’ll need to upgrade my wallpaper page, and showcase my love of the arts.
And another app is added, just to keep track of all my apps,
And another, so I can talk my texts -- there just seems so much wrong with that!!
 
Because I have a car, I need some safety on the road,
for ten bucks extra every month, they gave me wireless mode,
I check my emails daily, so I need access to the web; and for that
the salesman said I needed extra ram, and a data package that’s fat.
 
I couldn't take the risk that I would drop my phone, and break it on cement;
So, for fifty bucks, I bought a case that protects unless the weather gets inclement.
I can now take pictures of everything around me, with pixels galore,
So far I have one of the lamp, one of my foot, and the quality is poor.
 
This smartphone can do it all; ain’t technology the best?
Another time saving device – just what I need to allow me some rest.
I’m so happy I gave up my flip phone, and finally adjusted to the times,
OMG, I just ordered a smart TV, I better come up with some more rhymes.


McCrabby

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