Dear Hiring Mgr: Oh, you wanted honesty?
That would be nice...
Willie had a really good interview last week. He messed up one thing, and now he's fixing that with his latest letter to the hiring manager. This looks like an offer should be coming.
NOTE: In case the subtlety of the names in these letters is lost on you, McCrabby encourages you to read the name very fast -- if you get it, but didn't notice previously, you might want to re-read a few other hiring manager letters. Thank you.
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TO: Isaac S. Cruimall
Dear Mr. Cruimall,
Thank you for spending two hours with me last week, discussing the opportunity you have with HIRAIT Financial.
While I believe I could be very good at the job we discussed, I think we may have gotten off on a bad foot. When I asked about a punitive clause in your client contracts and you said, "be honest; I'd like to know what you think," I thought you wanted honesty. When I noted that I'd like to work with a customer a second and third time, rather than trying to relieve them of their every penny on a single transaction, I have to admit I thought you wanted honesty. When you responded that I'd be paid commission on any "extra" money we could extract from the client, I responded with honesty. I don't think that clicked with you.
So, Mr. Cruimall, I'd like to change my answer. I need the job, and I'm willing to screw anyone you want me to, as long as I get commission on the effort. I'm willing to lie to customers, cheat vendors, and back stab my fellow employees, if it means an extra buck in my pocket. I've seen it work for others, and you've persuaded me.
So, Mr. Cruimall, I'd like to change my answer. I need the job, and I'm willing to screw anyone you want me to, as long as I get commission on the effort. I'm willing to lie to customers, cheat vendors, and back stab my fellow employees, if it means an extra buck in my pocket. I've seen it work for others, and you've persuaded me.
Heck, you might want to watch your back, once I get in the door. You've convinced me of the wisdom of this attitude, and the profit backs that up.
I have a friend who once ran a company called AFAB (Anything For A Buck).
Now, I get it. And, I want to get it.. the buck that is.
When can I start?
Will E. Wurkornot
ATGA (Anything To Get Ahead)
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