Dear Hiring Mgr: You cannot be serious!!

TO:     Carmen B. Cyrius
           Professionals NOT, Inc.

Dear Carmen,

Come on; be serious.

After meeting you last week, and getting your letter today, I just want to make sure I have this correct.  We had two phone interviews, and then you asked me to drive 200 miles to your office for an "in person" interview.  

You didn't offer any reimbursement for my travel time or expense, and you had me in your office for six hours, to meet with, it seemed, your entire company.  

I answered every probing question, I responded to the illegal personal inquiries, and I put up with off-color jokes by obviously-bigoted staff members who seemed to hate everyone unlike them.  

I attempted to appear to fit in, even though I didn't, and your team seemed to feel I was "the perfect fit," as two of your more-senior people expressed to me.   I played the game perfectly. 

I left home at 5:00 a.m. to make sure I was on time for our 9:30 a.m. start, and I drove home after dark.  I got home about 9:00 p.m., after stopping for dinner on the way (on my own dime).

And, now you say that you've delayed the decision process for six months?  You cannot be serious..  Senior management has decided you aren't ready to hire anyone at this time?  The entire process is "ON HOLD?"  

You cannot be serious!!!  Do you have any decency at all?  You cannot be serious..  

You know, there was a well known tennis player, back in the 80s-90s who put that phrase on the map; I've included a video to refresh your memory.

And, you know what???  I didn't fit in with your bigoted, foul-mouthed, non-inclusive group anyway..  Good luck filling that role --  in six months.

You cannot be serious.

Will E. Wurkornot
Un-bigoted & unemployed
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