Dear Hiring Mgr: You had me at "YOUR HIRED"

TO:  Shirley A. Skahm
         Mystery Shoppers, Inc.

Dear Ms. Skahm,

Thank you; to be honest I wasn't even sure I had the job until I got your letter today with my first assignment.... and my pay  (Wow, no one has ever paid me BEFORE I did the work).  In fact, I am not sure I even remember our interview, but I have had a lot of them.

I just want to make sure I have this right, because I want to be your best employee.  So, let me recap...

I simply take these money orders you sent, and deposit them into my bank.  Then, I take that money and go to the Western Union office and send most of the money you sent me to the person in Lehigh Acres, FL, that you noted in your letter.  Then, I keep $200 for myself.  It seems almost like I'm stealing, since this whole process shouldn't take me more than an hour.


In fact, if you have more jobs to do regularly, I could do several of these a day.  I'm an aggressive worker, and I appreciate the work because I've been searching for work for two years -- this is really going to help me a lot, so you can count on me to do a good job.

I do have a couple of questions (again, just to make sure I'm doing everything correctly):  

  1. Is Western Union really such a screwed up company that you want me to mystery shop them (by sending cash) so often?
  2. Who is Ahmad Smith in Lehigh Acres, and what does he then do with the money I send him?
  3. Why is it so important that I wire the money right after I deposit your money orders?
  4. Why did you send me two $995 money orders, when a single one for the entire amount would have been more economical for you?
Thank you again for your trust in me and for giving me this opportunity.  I won't let you down, Ms. Skahm.  

Will E. Wurkornot
Mystery Shopper extraordinaire
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